I DON’T KNOW HOW STEPHEN A. SMITH SITS NEXT TO SKIP BAYLESS EVERYDAY & LISTENS TO TEBOW TIME NON-STOP!!

IS SKIP BASELESS GETTING SUPER OLD & HE TAKES SUCH GOOD CARE OF HIMSELF WE CAN’T TELL THAT HE IS SECRETLY 78 YEARS OLD & HIS BRAIN HAS BEEN SHRINKING EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR THE PAST DECADE?!!! IS HE THAT HUNGRY FOR RATINGS?!! IT MAKES ME THINK PF BRUNO IN HIS PINK EASTER BUNNY SUIT SAYING LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!!!! LAST YEAR WAS AN ABSOLUTE FLUKE & SLICK TEBOW BAYLESS GOT TO ACT LIKE A FOOL WEEK AFTER WEEK & SAY I TOLD YOU SO OVER AND OVER WITH THE ICING ON THE CAKE BEING HIS MASH-UP VIDEO WITH STEVE PORTER WITH SKIP SQUEALING: UNLEASH!!!!

IT IS SO OUT OF CONTROL AT THIS POINT AND IT WORRYS ME THAT SKIP BAYLESS NOT ONLY THINKS HE’S PERFECTLY NORMAL, BUT EVEN WORSE THAT HE LOOKS LIKE HE THINKS THAT HE SOUNDS PERFECTLY SANE & TOTALLY COOL!!

ANYBODY FAMILIAR WITH KICKSTARTER OR WITH TOURING IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES?! A LITTLE ADVICE WOULD BE AWESOME..

SO, I FINALLY HAVE EVERYTHING SETUP WITH KICKSTARTER A FAR AS THE EXTREMELY THOROUGH VERIFICATION (AND RIGHTLY SO), BUT WITH AN ALBUM + RECORD BREAKING TOUR + FILM + PODCAST + UNDERGROUND SPORTS NETWORK + BOOK ALL UP MY SLEEVE & CONSUMING MY MIND, I CANNOT DECIDE WHICH IS BEST TO GO FOR AS MY PROJECT ON KICKSTARTER. ALSO< MY FIRST TOUR IS GOING TO BREAK THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS FOR LONGEST EVER & ALSO BE THE FIRST ARTIST TO PLAY IN EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY (196 & COUNTING) IN ONE MASSIVE TOUR THAT WILL TAKE ANYWHERE FROM 420 DAYS ALL THE WAY UP TO 2 YEARS WITHOUT STOPPING ONCE.. SEEMS INSANE & ALL MY FRIENDS SAY IT IS IMPOSSIBLE & I WILL CRASH & BURN OUT WITHIN A COUPLE OF MONTHS, BUT THAT IS THE POINT EXACTLY, I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE WHO CARES TO CARE INCLUDING MYSELF & MY OWN FEAR & INSECURITIES (WHAT?! YOU THOUGHT I WAS SUPERMAN DIDN’T YOU?! MY 142 LB. FRAME CAN DEFINITELY BE MISLEADING, I UNDERSTAND..) THAT I AM PREPARED TO DO ANYTHING FOR THE ARTFORM THAT I LOVE SO MUCH, TAKE SO SERIOUSLY & RESPECT THE INTEGRITY OF. I WILL RECORD THE WHOLE THING & DO A DAILY PODCAST SO THAT AS I GET CLOSER TO BREAKING THE RECORD & SETTING A NEW ONE, EVERYBODY EMOTIONALLY INVESTED CAN WATCH THE HIGHS & LOWS OF THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE..

CHALLENGE TO SKIP TEBOW BAYLESS & FIRST TAKE!! PICK 1 FAN EACH WEEK TO DEBATE SKIP FOR THE BEST TOPIC GIVEN BY FANS SUBMISSIONS!! HERE IS MINE: WILL MICHAEL VICK BE THE EAGLES STARTING QB NEXT WEEK, NEXT YEAR OR NEVER AGAIN?!!! PLUS: TONY ROMO IS SO PATHETIC. I GUARANTEE THAT THE DALLAS COWBOYS PICK A QB LIKE LANDRY JONES WITH THEIR FIRST PICK IN THE DRAFT NEXT YEAR! IT’S A WRAP…

It is most definitely a wrap with Tony Romo, one good thing he did was get the incredibly dumb and Extremely Awful Jessica Simpson Out Of His Life Because Her “God” Has Kept His Word, Stuck To His Guns & Let Her Disgusting & Ignorant Personality Catch Up With Her & Now I Would Go As Far As To Say That Her Body Is Even More Disgusting Than Her Absolutely Atrocious Attitude & Lack Of Respect For Anybody Or Anything Besides Mom Jeans, Cookouts & Deep Fried Twinkies. So, High Five To Tony For Hitting & Quitting That While She Was Still Basically Daisy Dukes, But As Far As Football, Most Teams Were Right To Pass Him In The Draft That Nobody Picked Him Up In, He Is Not A Winner, Plain & Simple. Jerry Can’t Do Anything Right Now, But He Is Going To Clean House Over The Next 6 Months. Maybe Landry Jones Will Fall To Where Dallas Picks In The Draft, But Mr. Jones Just Lost A Massive Game To Notre Dame & I Am Constantly Let Down By Landry Jones & I See Him A LOT Because I Was Born In Oklahoma City & Before The Oklahoma City Thunder Came To Town, The SOONERS Are The Only Team I Had To Root For. Skip “Slick Tebow Baseless” Bayless Is The Biggest Star From My Hometown Besides Wayne Coyne & The Flaming Lips & Skip Is More Famous To The True Ballers, I’d Say Wayne Is So Much Cooler Because He Just Is & Also Because He Is The Epitome Of Innovation, But Skip Tebow Is An Original Himself & Such A Clever Dork That It Actually Makes Him Pretty Damn Cool Himself. Besides My Debut Album Which Drops On The Last Day On Earth: 12/21/12, A World Tour That Will Have Me Playing In EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD ALL IN ONE TOUR, THEREFORE SHATTERING NUMEROUS WORLD RECORDS INCLUDING THE LONGEST TOUR EVER (With Full Intention Of It Never Being Broken Or At Least Holding Up Like Babe Ruth’s HR Record Or At Least Dan Marino’s Passing Records), My Debut Film Which The Screenplay Has Me Looking At The Greatest Television Series Of All Time, Possibly A Marriage Between The Soprano’s + Entourage + Eastbound & Down + Shameless + Breaking Bad + Mad Men Will Give You A Glimpse Into What I Am Writing, But Besides Those Decent Goals, I Will Have A PODCAST Up Soon That Will Eventually Turn Into The Closest Thing That ESPN Has As Competiton, An Underground Sports Network That Actually Covers More Than Tebow, NY, LA, Miami & The NFL. I Haven’t Seen My Dudes Talk About The World Series Once & Pablo Sandoval Hitting 3 HRs In His First 3 AB’s In Game 1 Was Worth A Small Mention, They Could Have At Least Debated Whether Or Not Verlander Truly Is The Best Considering He Is 0-3 In World Series Games! I Have To Wake Up & Work Another 18-21 Hour Day On My Album & Screenplay Mainly, But I Am Going To Try & Get Skip, Stephen A, The Beautiful Miss Champion Or One Of Their Great Producers To Read This Blog & Take This Offer/ Suggestion/ CHALLENGE: LET AVERAGE SPORTS FANS, BLOGGERS, WRITERS & OBVIOUS FANS OF THE SHOW SUBMIT BLOG ENTRIES, TWEETS OR FACEBOOK POSTS/MESSAGES EVERY WEEK & PICK ONE AVERAGE GUY OR GIRL TO DEBATE SKIP EVERY WEEK & BECAUSE I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA, LET ME BE #1 !!!! I WOULD LOVE TO LAY INTO HIM ABOUT HIS PATHETIC COWBOYS, BUT I KNOW STEPHEN WILL LET HIM HAVE IT. I WILL BE DOING THIS ON MY SHOW THOUGH, SO MAYBE IT’S BETTER IF YOU DON’T, BUT I TRUTHFULLY WOULD LOVE THE OPPORTUNITY. SKIP & STEPHEN A. ARE BOTH HEROES OF MINE & IF MY MUSIC & FILMMAKING BOTH FAIL MISERABLY, I WILL BE GUNNING FOR THAT #1 SPOT AKA SKIP’S CHAIR IF HE EVER RETIRES WHICH I COULDN’T IMAGINE HAPPENING, BUT I WOULD MOVE TO CONNECTICUT & CLEAN TOILETS FOR ESPN FOR THE NEXT 2 DECADES JUST TO BE GIVEN A SHOT ONE DAY, THE WAY I LOOK AT IT THOUGH (JUST LIKE WITH MY ART, MUSIC, FILMMAKING, WRITING), I WILL CREATE MY OWN COMPANY WITH MY OWN RULES & THAN AS LONG AS I MAKE ENOUGH TO FEED THE FAMILY I’D LOVE TO HAVE IN 4-8 YEARS, MY BEAUTIFUL CHANDEL WANTS 4, SO IT WILL BE CLOSER TO THAT THAN 8. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE GRAMMATICAL VOMIT, BUT I HIGHLY DOUBT YOU WILL ACTUALLY READ ANY OF THIS.. MAYBE I WILL PRAY TO TEBOW & SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
THANK YOU TO MY RAPIDLY GROWING FAN BASE, I HAVE BEEN TAKING THIS BLOG SERIOUS FOR A FEW DAYS NOW & I HAVE SOME GREAT EMAILS ALREADY ABOUT MY MUSIC & MY BLOG.. I AM OBVIOUSLY JUST WINGING IT, BUT IT WON’T BE LONG BEFORE EVERYTHING IS IN IT’s RIGHT PLACE.

Cheers!

Next Blog Entry: SAD, BUT TRUE: VICK IS DONE.. STICK A FORK IN HIM WITH ONE OF THE 42 DINNERS THAT ROB OWES SKIP “SLICK TEBOW” BASELESS!

Will Vick Be Starting QB For The Eagles At The End Of The Year?!! NO WAY, NO HOW!!!!!

Will Vick Be Starting QB Next Week?!!

Skip Tebow, Mr. Smith : Debate Me! Go Ahead, Make My Day!!

THIS IS CRAZY! NOTRE DAME AND GEORGIA BOTH WIN BEATING BIG FAVORITES OKLAHOMA SOONERS AND FLORIDA GATORS. SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS CONTINUE TO SHOCK! VOTE OBAMA! ROMNEY IS A LUNATIC! THIS MESSAGE DOESN’T BODE WELL FOR ME EITHER AS FAR AS SANITY IS CONCERNED. DEADB3ATZ DEBUT ALBUM! WORLD WAR 42! RECORD BREAKING TOUR COVERING EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! FIRST PODCAST SOON! PLEASE READ AND SPREAD THE WORD, I NEED HELP FROM SMART PEOPLE AND THE GREAT WRITERS THAT GET ME THROUGH THE DAY! THIS WAS A LABOR OF LOVE. HOP ONBOARD THE SS DEADBEATZ BEFORE IT IS OUT OF CONTROL AND YOU CAN’T CLAIM YOU KNEW ABOUT THESE PROJECTS BEFORE ANYONE ELSE! THANK YOU! I AM SO TIRED! I MEANT TO WRITE NCAA FOOTBALL SCORES ON MY PHONE FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES AND IT HAS BEEN OVER TWO HOURS NOW!! I NEED HELP!! SOMEBODY RICH AND POWERFUL JUST POINT ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION! OK CPU, I MUST SLEEP NOW! UNTIL TOMORROW

I Have Been Writing & Recording All Day + Night, But I Had To Comment On A Couple Of BIG Games Today In College Football. I Was Born In Oklahoma, So I Have Always Been A Sooner’s Fan, But They Never Fail At Letting Me Down. They Were 10 Point Favorites Over The Notre Dame Fighting Irish Even Though ND Was Ranked #5 & Oklahoma At #8 Because Of A Home Loss To Kansas State Who Has The Most Unassuming Heisman Candidate I Can Ever Remember Seeing, His Throwing Motion Almost Makes Tebow Look Good.. Not Quite, But.. Chris Klein Is Money & His Kansas State Team Will Definitely Be #2 In Both Polls Because Not Only Did The Team Where I Was Born Lose To A Team Nobody Expected To Win, The Florida Gators Who Were Ranked #2 Lost To #10 Georgia At Their Famous Showdown On The Neutral Field In Jacksonville Which I Consider One Of The Filthiest, Unsafe Cities I Have Ever Been To & Considering I Am A Musician That Travels With The “Bonnie” That Everyone Will Soon Know As The Extremely Beautiful, Ferociously Talented & Far Beyond Crazy Other Half Of DEADB3ATZ ~ We Have Our Debut Album, “WW42” Coming Out On Our Own Terms & Label: HOPESiCK RECORDS On The Last Day On Earth 12/21/12 ~ Around Spring Of Next Year, If The World Doesn’t Explode Because Of People’s Greed, Lust & Obesity To Name A Few Minor Blips On Human Beings, Especially That Growing Percentage Of Atrociously Awful Americans.. I Won’t Rant Even Though I Have Been & This Was Supposed To Be About 2 Minutes & 42 Seconds Of Typing On My Phone Before I Crash Hard Considering I Reformatted The Hard Drive On My MacBook Pro, Backed Up Close To 800 GIGS On My Sweet Seagate 2TB External FireWire 800/USB 2.0 HD That Is Made For MAC Computers Specifically & Runs As A Time Machine Because Of That.. So, I Recorded 2 New Songs, Both In One Take Just To Check Out A Few New Plug-In’s I Got & Uploaded Them To My Record Labels Soundcloud Page, Please Check The Page Out, Spread The Word & Hit Me Up About Which Direction Would Be The Best For WW42. I Than Studied For An Hour On If & How I Will Be Able To Break The World Record For The Longest Tour In The History Of History, We Are Going To Try & Play In Every Country In The World Without Stopping On Our First Ever Tour. And Like I Said, We Could Almost Be Called The White Stripes Version 2.0, Not Because Of The Music Or Because I Will Ever Be Similar Or As Talented As Arguably The Greatest American Rock Star Of The 21st Century As A Sharp Lyricist, A Sick Guitar Player & In Case You Haven’t Heard Blunderbuss Or Seen AMEX Unstaged Which Starts Out With Him Attacking His Chosen Director Of The Live Concert: GARY OLDMAN! Yeah, Dracula & Sid Vicious!!!! I Have Met, Jammed & Keep In Touch With A LOT Of My Idols Who In My Opinion Are Easily The Greatest Musicians/Songwriters & True Artists Alive From The Incomparable Isaac Brock To The Bad Man Who Has Been Called The Bob Dylan Of Our Generation: Conor Oberst To The Brilliant & Extremely Down To Earth Basketball Fan Who Has Been Compared To Ernest Hemingway With The Ending To The Trilogy Of His Gorgeous Side Project, “Right Away, Great Captain!” The Great Andy Hull, The Mastermind Behind Manchester Orchestra Who Will Eventually Be The Best Band In The World. I Would Hand That To My Morning Jacket Right Now As Far As American Bands & Nobody Can Still Top Radiohead In My Opinion. Amongst Other Musicians I Am So Lucky To Call Friends, The Incredibly Unique Rob Crow, The One Of A Kind Iceland Cat That I Named My Cat After: Jonsi From Sigur Ros. This Is Actually Coming Off As Extremely Pretentious, I Am Way Too Tired. Jack White & Third Man Records Is Where I Dream Of Being Signed To, I Would Sign A Contract For $42,000 For 4 Years & Work 84 Hours A Week Doing Whatever That Mad Man Asked Me To Do. Jim James & My Morning Jacket Are Also High On My List Of Who I Dream Of, But Also Plan On Working With. They Are Just So Damn Good, That I Sit & Write & Record Songs Playing Every Instrument (Besides Drums, That Is Where Chandel Or “The Bonnie To My Clyde Almost 80 Years After The Original Couple Made Their Mark In A Much Different Way Than We Hopefully Will) While Arranging, Recording & Mixing Songs That I Can’t Help But Thinking About Focusing On My First Screenplay & Film Which Is Looking More & More Like A Series That Could Possibly Get On AMC, HBO, FX Or Anywhere For That Matter. I Just Hope That This Blog & The Debut Album Make A Mediocre Enough Splash Where People Will Read This, Watch Us Actually Tour Every Country On Our First Tour Ever & Than Make A Television Series That Puts Us On The Map Ben Affleck & Matt Damon Style, Except Chandel Is Usually Compared To A Young Natalie Portman, An Even Younger Marion Cotillard + Julia Roberts With A Few Mila Kunis’ Thrown In There. Man, I Sound Like An Absolute Piece Of Trash, A Massively Arrogant Prick. I’m Tired & Actually Very Excited About WW42 & The First Film &/Or Series. And Like I Said, I Just Wanted To Write That I Was Shocked That Oklahoma Lost To Notre Dame In Norman, OK & That The Gators Lost To Georgia, But Hell.. Who Would Have Thought That The San Francisco Giants Would Be One Game From Sweeping The Detroit Tigers Who Have The Nastiest Pitcher Alive Along With Cecil Fielder’s Son Who Makes Pops Look Like An Absolute Slob! And.. Oh Yeah, The First Triple Crown Winner I Will Probably Ever See. Sports Are Crazy. I Am Far Beyond An Artist & I Always Felt Kinda Strange Because I Love Sports Too, But Andy Hull Made Me Feel A Little Better When I Saw Him Recanting King James’ Numbers After A Regular Season Game The First Season He Joined The Heat. I Might Start A Podcast As Soon As Tomorrow, I Just Need To Work 3 More Jobs That I Do Now To Ever Afford Anyone Ever Knowing Anything About WW42 = The Debut Album From DEADB3ATZ oR The First Screenplay & Film Or Possible TV Series Or Something Like A Podcast. There Are Brilliant, Brilliant Musicians Who Are The Best People I Have Ever Met i.e Nate Lacy AKA Mimicking Birds + Cinjun & Shelby Tate Who Were The Masterminds Behind Remy Zero & Villa Elaine, One Of The Most Underrated Albums Of All Time & They Struggle & Work At Regular, Minimum Wage Jobs While Bands Like Coldplay & Seether Are Multi-Millionaires. To Each His Own, I Respect Artistic Integrity & Have Definitely Taken A Darker & More Challenging Road Because I Refuse To Sound, Write, Create Like Anyone Else. Life Is Too Short. The Years Go Fast, But The Days Go So Slow.. I Desperately Need To Start A Podcast Tomorrow! Chandel, The 21st Century Bonnie Put On Good Old Drillbit Taylor To Fall Asleep To & I Started It Over & Decided To Write About Notre Dame Beating Oklahoma, Georgia Taking Down The Gators & Than The San Francisco Giants Shutting The Tigers With The First Triple Crown Winner Since Carl Yastremski In 1967, Big Bad Prince Fielder & Some Nasty Pitchers Led By Justin Verlander Who Got Yanked In The 4th Inning Of Game 1 After Giving Up 2 Of Pablo “Kung Fu Panda” Sandoval’s 3 HRs Which Put Him In Company With 3 Other Men In A Sport That Has Been Around & Recorded For Over 100 Years & Those Big Guys Are Albert Pujols, Reggie Jackson & Babe Ruth (Heard Of Him?!) Meanwhile, Barry Zito Was Throwing 84 MPH Slop That Nobody In The Tigers Line-Up Could Touch & Than Barry Zito Smoked A Ball Past A Diving Cabrera At 3rd When Delmon Young Picked The Ball On In Left Field, Threw A Rope Straight Into The Ground 9 Feet In Front Of Him! To His Defense (Or Lack There Of), He Is A DH That Got Put In Left Field Because He Had Been On Fire At The Place.

OK CPU: To Sum This Up, 1 Hour & 42 Minutes Have Passed & I Have Been Writing This Blog On My Phone This Whole Time When I Have 2 CPUs Sitting In My Recording Studio. But Like I Said, I Make Sure & Do Everything My Own Bizarre Way & I Figured Since I Was Closing In On 2 Hours Typing A Blog On A Phone About Sports Nonetheless, I Might As Well Try & Make It Good. Maybe Somebody & Rich Will Give Me A Good Job So I Can Save Up & Invest In Making Sure WW42 Gets To Everyone I Want It To, My Screenplay Gets To My Favorite Screenwriters, Directors & Actors (Don’t Get Me Started!!!!!) Or Maybe Howard Stern, David Letterman Or The Greatest Local Talent In Tampa Bay: Cowhead Will Hear About Me From My Podcast & Get Me A Job In Radio Or TV. It’s Only A Matter Of Time, I Just Know It. I Dream I Do Anyways..

Please Spread The Word About This Blog & DEADB3ATZ Because I Very Groundbreaking Podcast Will Be In The Underground Soon & Just Like My Music, My Podcast Will Have It’s Own Brand New Genre underMENTAL ~

Underground & Experimental. That About Sums This Train Wreck Up. It Is Only A Matter Of Time, Get On Board So You Can Be A Part Of The Team, Just Like Adam Sandler Or Howard Stern Taking Care Of His True Friends!

VOTE FOR OBAMA!!!!!

ROMNEY IS A LUNATIC THAT BELIEVES IN MAGIC UNDERWEAR, HE BELEVE’S JESUS WAS BORN SOMEWHERE NEAR MISSOURI & ALSO THAT HIM & HIS WIFE HAVE A PLANET WAITING FOR THEM WHEN THEY DIE. ROMNEY’S GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS FRIENDS & ENEMIES WITH JOSEPH SMITH! UNREAL… AND JUST LKE WITH W. IN THIS PATHETIC STATE I LIVE IN, THERE’S A CHANCE ROMNEY WILL WIN & THAN RADIOHEAD CAN MAKE HAIL TO THE THEIF PART 2~

XO

Punctuality Is The Thief Of Time ~

PUNCTUALITY IS THE THIEF OF TIME~ ALL HAIL OSCAR WILDE!!

Kendrick Lamar – Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe

I Would Never Post 3 Videos Of One Artist When I Should Be Getting Ready To Head To Work On My Own Music & Film, But This Dude Is Amazing & I Don’t Want Someone To Come To DEADB3ATZ & Check Out His Freestyle On Funk Flex Or Backseat Freestyle Off His Album & Say He’s Whack Because At First Listen, It Is Definitely Different, But Trust Me, This Dude Will Be Like Kanye + Andre 300 In No Time. He Will At Least Win The Grammy For Best Rap Album As Well..

Writing is both mask and unveiling. E.B. WHITE

Writing is both mask and unveiling.  E.B. WHITE

To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it’s about, but the inner music the words make. TRUMAN CAPOTE

To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it’s about, but the inner music the words make.TRUMAN CAPOTE

KENDRICK LAMAR – BACKSEAT FREESTYLE

FROM KENDRICK LAMAR’S BRAND NEW DEBUT LP “good kid, m.A.A.d city” EXECUTIVE PRODUCED BY DR. DRE & SIGNED TO INTERSCOPE / AFTERMATH ~ This Dude Is No Joke. For Anyone Who Hasn’t Heard What He’s Doing, I Am Making Sure To Represent What I Believe To Be The Most Real, Raw, Uncompromising, Artistic RAP ALBUM IN A DECADE AT LEAST~

Kendrick Lamar Freestyle On Funk Flex

Kendrick Lamar’s First Freestyle On The Incomparable Funk Flex Show On HOT 97 NY~ He Is The Future. Get “good kid, m.A.Ad city” <– It Is So Worth It~