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I DON’T KNOW HOW STEPHEN A. SMITH SITS NEXT TO SKIP BAYLESS EVERYDAY & LISTENS TO TEBOW TIME NON-STOP!!

IS SKIP BASELESS GETTING SUPER OLD & HE TAKES SUCH GOOD CARE OF HIMSELF WE CAN’T TELL THAT HE IS SECRETLY 78 YEARS OLD & HIS BRAIN HAS BEEN SHRINKING EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR THE PAST DECADE?!!! IS HE THAT HUNGRY FOR RATINGS?!! IT MAKES ME THINK PF BRUNO IN HIS PINK EASTER BUNNY SUIT SAYING LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!!!! LAST YEAR WAS AN ABSOLUTE FLUKE & SLICK TEBOW BAYLESS GOT TO ACT LIKE A FOOL WEEK AFTER WEEK & SAY I TOLD YOU SO OVER AND OVER WITH THE ICING ON THE CAKE BEING HIS MASH-UP VIDEO WITH STEVE PORTER WITH SKIP SQUEALING: UNLEASH!!!!

IT IS SO OUT OF CONTROL AT THIS POINT AND IT WORRYS ME THAT SKIP BAYLESS NOT ONLY THINKS HE’S PERFECTLY NORMAL, BUT EVEN WORSE THAT HE LOOKS LIKE HE THINKS THAT HE SOUNDS PERFECTLY SANE & TOTALLY COOL!!

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Arctic Monkeys Live In Ybor City & The Future Of Tampa

Me & My Bonnie Just Got Back From Seeing Arctic Monkeys Tear Up The Ritz In Ybor. I Have A Concert Of Alex Turner & The Boys Playing For Approximately 42,000 Fans In Spain Last Year & Just Like Tonight, It Was Perfect.. But, For Them To Play A Little Club That Is Comparable To A Small Pub As Far As Their Standards Are Concerned, I Have Mad Respect For
Them Playing The U.S With At Least 84% Of The Shows Being Played For
Crowds Of 4,200 Fans On Average, Sometimes 42% Of That~ And There Is Always Extreme Bashing About The Tampa Bay Area & How Fans Don’t Support Their Teams Even Though They Are Easily Some Of Youngest, Best Coached & Most Exciting Teams In Every Single League They Are A Part Of! Unfortunately, There Are Many Facts That Back Up These Claims From The Bucs Games Being Blacked Out For The Last 2 Years Because Nobody Is Going To The Games &
Then Last Tuesday, When The Rays Lost To The Far Superior Bats & Payroll Of The Texas Rangers (Which Was Inevitable Considering That Their Already Top 5 Lowest Payroll Of 2010 Got Cut In Half In 2011, They Lost Or Traded 3 Of Their Biggest Stars: Carl Crawford to The Red Sox, Carlos Pena & Matt Garza To The Cubs & One Of My Favorites, Jason Bartlett To The Padres & Even With A Final Payroll Of $42 Million, Second To Lowest In All
of MLB, They Still Made The Playoffs During What All Analysts Are Hailing As “The Greatest Night In Regular Season Baseball History” By Beating Out The
Boston Red Sox Who Not Only Have The 2ND Largest Payroll At Around $180 Million, Only Behind The Yankees Who Clock In At $210 Million, Give Or Take) So, What The Rays Accomplished Is Nothing Short Of An Absolute Miracle & Unless Theo Epstein Leaves The Red Sox To Be The G.M To Whoever Terry Francona Ends Up Managing, I’m Hoping For
The Chicago Cubbies So The Duo Can
Bring A Championship To The Only City In A Longer Drought Than The Red Sox Were! Terry Francona Was Let Go Or “Quit” Because Of The Largest Collapse In Major League Baseball History, Losing Their American League Wild Card Lead
Of 9 Games After September 5th~
The Massive Failure Was Tampa Bay’s Opportunity To Take Advantage & Than Cement The Largest Comeback In MLB History!! Well, I Started Off Writing About The Amazing Arctic Monkeys Show, Got Onto The Fact That Tampa Bay Natives Are Put Down On A Daily Basis & I Guess My Point Was, That The Tampa Bay Music Scene Is Not
Only Alive & Well, But Almost Thriving Actually & In A Couple More Years, After 1 Or 2 More Antiwarpt Festivals (As A Guage), Tampa Bay Can Easily Be On Path To Being The New Austin & It Could Be What South By Southwest Started Out As Years Ago, Truly Underground + Truly Independent + Truly Not Giving A Flying F#CK~

The Ritz Was Absolutely Packed Tonight & Not Only Was The Whole Place Losing Their Collective Minds, But 9/10 People Were Singing Along To Every Word Of Every Song.

Alex Turner Seemed More Than Pleased & I’m Sure They Will Be Back To Tampa Next Time Around. I, For
One, Cannot Wait!

Cheers~

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